With Anti-Valentine’s Day on February 15th and PayPal’s Shopping Specialist, Claudia Lombana, PayPal Shopping Specialist, has some great gifts for us “romantically challenged” to celebrate our singleness.
Anti-Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas
(All items below available via www.paypal-shopping.com)
Gun flower vase: – starts at $35 for single gun
Make a statement with the visually appealing flower sticking out of a gun barrel. A perfect gift for those who won’t settle for the ordinary.
50 Boyfriends worse than yours book: - starts at $5
Being able to laugh in the face of adversity is a strong characteristic. Help yourself or your recently dumped friend along with this hilarious look at the world of romance gone awry. It includes 50 profiles of the worst boyfriends a girl could ever have.
The EX Knife Holder: - starts at $69.99, available in red, black or chrome
Poetic justice never looked so sweet. The EX knife holder is a harmless way to release that pain you’re holding onto. A very utilitarian Anti-Valentine’s day gift, these high quality knives come with a 25 year warranty so they’re sure to last long after your heartaches has faded away.
Dead Fred pen holder: starting at $9.95
Akin to the EX knife holder is the Dead Fred pen holder. Top of Form
Pent up aggression can be alleviated as you “stab” Fred through the heart with your pen. Made from soft silicone rubber, Dead Fred is a perfect mate for a jilted lover.
Bottom of Form
Problem solved – dump your woman t-shirt: $25 (also available in dump your man)
This mens t-shirt, dubbed "problem solved - woman shirt" is an expressive way for a broken hearted man or woman to make a short, not-so-sweet and simple point.
Say it all with Dead Roses: $6 (a bargain!)
Is your babe or dude up to no good? Let them know you smell a rat with a dozen dead red roses. Nothing quite says “it’s over” like dead red roses, and think of how much you'll save on the real thing.
Personalized iPad cases: $52.90
Show off your signature single style with a personalized iPad case. These cases combine luxury with protection for your tablet.
Bittersweets sarcastic candy hearts: $9.95 for one tin; $19,95 for 3 tins (on sale)
Bittersweets® - The Valentine's Candy for the Rest of Us, are candy hearts stamped with bitter musings and mockeries perfectly suited to the dejected spirits of those who will spend the “holiday” alone, or wishing they were. Now available in THREE unique collections- "Dejected", "Dysfunctional", and "Dumped"- with each featuring up to 37 unique sayings each such as, “I miss my ex”, “mutual disgust”, and “forget we met”.
Anti-Valentine’s Day Cards: $3
Keep it simple and say it with a card, but not just any card. These Anti-Valentine’s Day cards come complete with messages to show your disdain for February 14th and its little mascot Cupid.
Say it with a Tie: $35.75
Create one-of-a-kind ties for yourself or your loved ones. Anti Valentine’s Day ties display your feeling about the heart-shaped day with some edgy humor.